• Date: 08/15/2016
    For: Me

    Launch Project

  • Favorite Lines:
    - "“You guy don’t understand. I’m really concerned about his health. Paul Ryan is a very, very low-energy man. When I said he was sad, I meant I think he’s depressed. And nothing cures depression better than horticulture.” The audience seemed stunned, both by the outrageousness of the claims and the fact Trump knew a four-syllable word."

    - "Trump’s campaign manager Kellyanne Conway confirmed that he was merely looking out for his colleague’s health. “Mr. Trump was very thoughtful when he told Ryan to grow a pear. Pears have a good amount of Vitamin C, like oranges. Speaking of oranges, orange you shocked that Hillary Clinton revealed she’s part of the Illuminati last night?” "