• Date: 02/28/2017
    For:The Sack of Troy

    Launch Project

  • Favorite Lines:
    - "Have you ever shot a young man in the head, then used your poverty as an excuse to absolve yourself?"

    - "Have you ever given your best friend/worst enemy a mug filled with no-rust buildup drain cleaner, then faked her handwriting to compose a suicide note?"

    - "Are you mentally competent enough to stand trial? (Yes/Pumpernickel)"